using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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