i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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