U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We don't watch enough power rangers
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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