So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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