That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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