mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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