Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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