I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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