Farmville is her only friend.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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