can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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