Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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