it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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