you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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