There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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