He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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