Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
honey bunches of taint.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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