I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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