Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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