I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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