He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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