I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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