i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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