just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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