Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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