He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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