I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
