Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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