Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Non-Jews are for practice
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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