I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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