If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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