I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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