He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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