so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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