i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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