Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Randomize