I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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