Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i will never coherently bang her
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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