Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
try to milk me bitch
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
