i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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