So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nutella sex= disaster
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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