her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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