I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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