so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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