Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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I just want nice things and good sex
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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