watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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