I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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