But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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