So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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