I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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