my being single is dangerous.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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