Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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