worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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