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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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