i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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