You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
