We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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