David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today