are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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