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(630): View more from Illinois

I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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(630): I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about... http://tfl.nu/mp2d

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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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Lmao what?

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It's a yes or no question.

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(917): She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms? (646): Lmao what? (917): It's a yes or no question. http://tfl.nu/ypn0

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(513): View more from Ohio

just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.

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(513): just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned. http://tfl.nu/25dz

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(714): View more from California

Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(714): Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are. http://tfl.nu/u4g1

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(310): View more from California

she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.

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(310): she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again. http://tfl.nu/4ycr

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(302): View more from Delaware

Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america

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(302): Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america http://tfl.nu/uvbf

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(208): Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh http://tfl.nu/jb8q

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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(401): I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking http://tfl.nu/uwdq

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(913): View more from Kansas

did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.

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(913): did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box. http://tfl.nu/h01u

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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??

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(908): I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off?? http://tfl.nu/r74o

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(714): View more from California

Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.

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(714): Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner. http://tfl.nu/auiz

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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.

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(513): I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting. http://tfl.nu/f03u

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker

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(603): you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker http://tfl.nu/4u00

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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again

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(704): I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again http://tfl.nu/6zh5

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(276): View more from Virginia

You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.

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(276): You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy. http://tfl.nu/1029

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